by Robert W. Paster
“Little
GTO, you’re really lookin’ fine.” So sang Ronnie
and the Daytonas in 1964 upon the introduction of the original
Pontiac GTO some forty years ago.When a hit song is written about
a car, you know it’s got to be pretty cool. So it was with
the Pontiac GTO of the 1960s that inspired such melodious praise.
Born from the marriage of a mid-sized Tempest body with a huge
V-8 engine, the GTO started the muscle car craze of the ’60s
and ’70s.
Fast-forward
forty years to the present day, and history repeats itself with
the rebirth of the GTO name on a mild-mannered looking Australian
built two-door coupe with the soul and performance of a muscle
car, thanks to its 5.7-liter V-8 LS1 Corvette engine.
Mark
Mercer, sales manager at Lou Fusz Pontiac opines, “It’s
a nostalgia thing. People remember the GTO name and want to relive
the past in an exclusive car that delivers all the performance
of the original.”
The
biggest disappointment of the GTO is that it’s not better
looking. Offering a fairly conservative wedge coupe shape not
too far afield from the Grand Am, the GTO, like the original Tempest-based
GTO, takes a conservative coupe shape and crams a monster engine
in it to create a real sleeper of a performance car. Times have
changed, though, and most people now expect some flash in the
stying of their sports cars. It’s not bad looking, it just
doesn’t come out and grab you. To compensate for the lack
of sheetmetal styling, Pontiac offers the GTO in a number of eye-catching
bright colors, including bright yellow, torrid red and cosmos
purple. It may be a good thing that the styling isn’t more
pronounced because drivers will probably want to blend in as much
as possible from the eyes of local traffic enforcement officers.
Proving
that looks can be deceiving, the GTO is really about performance;
it’s basically all engine. And when that engine is a 5.7
liter 350 horsepower LS1 V-8 Corvette engine capable of 0- 60
in 5.3 seconds, that’s a good thing. True dual exhaust with
twin converters, resonators and mufflers create one of the best
sounding exhaust notes available today. It’s pure muscle
car.
Power
is pumped to the rear wheels via either a four-speed automatic
or a six-speed manual transmission. There’s plenty of power
with either one, but the manual would be a lot more fun to drive
and would fit well with the performance nature of this beast.
The good news is the manual is the same slick shifter that’s
found in the Corvette. The bad news is that it shares that transmission’s
pesky oneto- four shift light which requires you to shift from
first gear to fourth(?). After shifting to fourth, you can then
shift to a lower gear. Promotional materials suggest that this
improves fuel economy, but do GTO drivers really care about fuel
economy? Seems they’d be more interested in the acceleration
that could be garnished by holding each gear during acceleration,
though if you really stomp on it, you can apparently defeat the
one to four rule.
Like
muscle cars of yesterday, the GTO is tailored to drag strip driving.
Straightforward acceleration is its strong point. That said, handling
is pretty good in the curves. The ride is stiff, but not jarring,
befitting the character of this car. The ABS equipped brakes were
adequate, but a little mushy. Traction control aids wet weather
traction and minimizes wheel-spin. It can be turned off if you
feel like lighting up the tires a bit.
Front
seats are extremely well bolstered and designed for performance
driving. Rear seats are a little difficult to access, but once
there the seats are comfortable, though head room is tight for
anyone over average height, and leg room is dependent on the generosity
of front seat passengers. Back seat passengers do get their own
air vents, however. The GTO has dual front air bags, but no side
air bags.
Ventilation
controls are three rotary knob simple and the radio is straightforward,
but set kind of low in the center console. Redundant controls
on the steering wheel allow you to change stations without taking
your hands off the steering wheel. Window switches between the
front seats instead of on the doors are a bit awkward. Gauge faces
match the exterior color and are eye-catching to say the least.
The trunk is pretty small and the rear seat does not fold.
The
last thing to be modernized from the old GTO is the price. Costing
a little more than $33,000, the 2004 GTO offers a lot of performance
for about $15,000 less than a Corvette, and with a back seat to
boot.
Robert
W. Paster is also an attorney in private practice, concentrating
in estate planning and probate.
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